Jonah Hill is the best dressed man in America
By Jackson Pitts (Originally written in the Fall of 2020, Edited in April 2022)
You might not think of putting “Fashion Icon” and Jonah hill in the same sentence, but it’s a natural fit like that used pair of jeans you just got at the thrift store. Jonah for the last 15 years has been in so many good movies that it’s hard to keep track, which is a good problem to have for someone who sits around all day doing nothing like myself. He’s also an intellectual individual that brings a lot to the table whenever he’s interviewed and its cool to hear all the influences that have helped him put together his wardrobe.
Mid90’s let Jonah express how skating has influenced the brands that he has decided to add to his closet over the years. Back in 2018 when Mid90’realesed, Jonah also announced his official partnership with Adidas. This partnership allowed Jonah to showcase how Adidas has created shoes that influenced the role that skating played throughout his life. His breakfast club interview back in 2018 let him really explain the stories in Mid90’s that were influenced by the experiences that he had. Hating your family for no reason when your 14 years old makes your friends really important and that’s exactly the vibe that Jonah sets throughout the whole movie.
Every morning after Jonah wakes up and takes his morning shit on the gold toilet that I assume that he can afford, he probably just looks at all of the exclusive designer brands in his closet and it just puts him in a great mood. From what I’ve seen, Jonah has a lot of different moods. For being such a charismatic individual he’s able to really adapt to all the roles that he’s ever played. This charismatic approach to his acting has created a cult following for the different trends based off of the outfits that he puts together just to get some fuckin iced coffee.
This is probably my favorite version of Jonah right now just because I try to incorporate tie-dye into my life in any way I can. Not only do I want everybody I randomly see in public to know that I Micro dose on Psilocybin, I’m just trying to channel my inner Laid back, festival vibes Jonah Hill aesthetic. One of the rarest Grateful Dead T-shirts ever created was the Lithuania 1992 Olympic Basketball Shirt and of Course Jonah Hill has it in his collection. It’s no Coincidence that Jonah Hill is playing Jerry Garcia in the new Grateful Dead Series thats going to air on Apple+ later this year. Scorsese and Hill were a lethal combination in Wolf of Wall Street so this is going to be another great performance by Hill in a longer format where he can really un-package his method skillset.
If you’re a fucked off writer like myself, or you’re a Sorority girl that’s looking to post Jonah to your Instagram story whenever you want to describe your mood, he can be a source of information for not just a fashion advice but a good laugh as well. Jonah Hill is only 36 and he isn’t even a dad yet, so the best years of his wardrobe haven’t even been seen yet. Until Jonah’s wardrobe really ascends to that next level of comfort, trendiness, and most importantly that dad aesthetic that everybody loves, just appreciate this picture of Jonah wearing a hood.
